Und wir singen für dich

Auf der PK

Journalist: Jürgen, die Saison ist für euch ja gelaufen...
Jürgen Klopp: [guckt irritiert und amüsiert]
Journalist: Platz 2 ist euch ja nicht mehr zu nehmen...
Jürgen Klopp: [guckt noch irritierter und amüsierter]
Journalist: ... zumindest wenn die Schalker so weiterspielen...
Jürgen Klopp: Boah, zum Glück bin ich heute so gut drauf!
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Wir haben es in die Berichterstattung der Halbfinals geschafft. Gestern Abend bei Sky hat Erik Mejer analysiert, wie man Real Madrid schlagen kann: “Wir gucken uns mal Bilder von Dortmund an”. Und wie man Bayern schlagen kann: “Wir gucken uns Bilder von Dortmund an”. Das war irgendwie lässig.
Kuba war launetechnisch während der Saison nicht so gut drauf wie jetzt. Er ist gerade dabei, seinen Körper zu vervollkommnen. Er nutzt die Zeit, wie Neven eben auch, um an 1-2 Problemzonen zu arbeiten und anschließend stärker aus der Verletzung hervorzugehen.
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Jürgen Klopp auf der PK (via yes-09)

Was Kubas körperliche Defizite sind, würde mich mal interessieren.

(via einmalborusseimmerborusse)

"JürGÄN seh ich in den Klamotten fett aus?"

(via kreatives-chaos)

high-octopii:

Eeeeee! The baby pufferfish is just like “hai C:”

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shisno:

foxyplaydate:

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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I am this woman’s biggest fan u go girl u rock those selfies hell yeah

loving how you look and taking a million selfies cause you feel good about yourself is not being self absorbed u go gurl take all the selfies.

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hulkmels asked: 2, 5, 15, 17, 18 :)

Ich glaub mal, dass das zu dem Fußball Teil ist :D 

2: favourite footballer - ah, immer schwer. Läuft auf Kehl, Kuba und Illy hinaus :) 

5: best player in the world - ich bin da Team Ronaldo

15: a footballer i’d love to watch a match with - Neven, das ist sicher lustig :D 

17: a footballer i’d love to get drunk with - Und schon wieder Neven :D Obwohl das mit jedem lustig wäre ;)

18: my top 5 footballers - Kehl, Kuba, Illy, Kevin und Manni :) Und Clemens Fritz kriegt n extra Bonus und Shinji auch ;) 

Lieben Dank :)

3 hours ago with 1 note

Kleine Zicklein für mich und alle die kleine Zicklein mögen 

3 hours ago with 2 notes

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send me a number → football edition

1: favourite team
2: favourite footballer
3: favourite national team
4: football crush
5: best player in the world
6: favourite wag
7: favourite son
8: favourite football blog
9: ugliest footballer in the world
10: sexiest footballer in the world
11: a footballer i hate
12: a football team i can't stand
13: a footballer i'd love to date
14: a footballer i'd love to be friend with
15: a footballer i'd love to watch a match with
16: a footballer i'd love to meet
17: a footballer i'd love to get drunk with
18: my top 5 footballers
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pr1nceshawn:

How To Deal With Awkward Situations…

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randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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nandodaily:

Nando: *le fab Nando fixes hair*

Nando: Hey! *smiles*

Interviewer: You’re not my type.

Nando: Really, bitch?! Really?

Interviewer: lol jk, I’m just kidding.

Nando: I know right.

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killthemoves:

dortmunderjungs:

Welches Band denn nun?

Man weiß es nicht so.

wat sind die denn so vogelig heut?

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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

ninjaeris13:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

that’s me

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idjits-in-the-tardis:

Reactions to Joffrey being Joffrey during the Purple Wedding.

BEING CASTRATED WAS BETTER

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